If That’s What You Wanna Call Me
Written by: Michelle Creber (SOCAN)

Unnatural, unworthy

Unattractive, unwanted


If that’s what you wanna call me

Yeah, what you wanna call me

Be my guest

I won’t take any offense


If that’s how you gonna play this

Yeah, how you gonna play this

Do your worst

No you’re not gonna hurt me


Welcome to my list of labels

Come and take a look

If you gotta new one maybe

I’ll add it to this book


Think that I’m freak, alright then

I like what that implies

Don’t wanna fit in, conform

Or disappear in the crowd so


If that’s what you wanna call me

Yeah, what you wanna call me

Be my guest

I won’t take any offense


If that’s how you gonna play this

Yeah, how you gonna play this

Do your worst

No you’re not gonna hurt me


Welcome to my list labels

Come and take a look

I’m really diggin’ your suggestion

Let’s add it to this fabulous book


Think I’m loser, how nice of you to say

The underdog, astounds them all
In every single action movie I assume you have never watched


I send my love

There must be so much hurt

Inside your heart

Yeah I can see through your insults


Unnatural (go ahead)

Unworthy (I really don’t mind)

Unattractive (try again)

Unwanted (that’s fun, try another one)


Unnatural (try again)

Unworthy (try again)

Unattractive (try again)

Unwanted (try another one)

Try again


If that’s what you wanna call me

Yeah, what you wanna call me

Be my guest

I won’t take any offense


If that’s how you gonna play this

Yeah, how you gonna play this

Do your worst

No you’re not gonna hurt me



If that’s what you wanna call me (unnatural)

Yeah, what you wanna call me (unworthy)

Be my guest (unattractive)

I won’t take any offense (unwanted)


If that’s how you gonna play this (unnatural)

Yeah, how you gonna play this (unworthy)

Do your worst (unattractive)

No you’re not gonna hurt me (unwanted)


I send my love

Honestly, I wish you well